Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Neo Arcadia Episode 20 VK




 This week features special guest VK Whytto as we talk about the 3 new anime on crunchyroll.com mainly Maburaho. Things sound much better as Adam now has a new Mic and headset. We also shortly talk about the web comic Mist File

http://www.crunchyroll.com/maburaho

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Neo Arcadia 19 What The?




This episode Adam took off so I tried my best to keep the show going solo but things didn't go to well and editing was a bust. The last 20 mins with retrokaiser may be the only thing that saved this episode

Anime

Squid Girl http://www.crunchyroll.com/squid-girl

Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu http://www.crunchyroll.com/library/Nogizaka_Haruka_no_Himitsu

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Friday, December 10, 2010

Neo Arcadia episode 18 Seiko High School




Zero makes a return to talk all about Adam and his novel Seiko High School. http://s1.zetaboards.com/SeikoHS/index/

For a fun challenge count how many times Adam uses the word basically.

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Episode 17 Neo Angelique Abyss manga vs anime




This week features special guest Tsukiymaru Zero. Things got a little crazy about half way though but came out very funny. We do a knew spin and compair the manga and anime of the same title that appearantly our name came from.

Neo Angelique Abyss http://www.crunchyroll.com/neoangelique

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Monday, November 15, 2010

Neo Arcadia 16 Comedy




This episode we tried out a new segment with manga reviews. The audio was going pretty well until adams mic started acting up. So sadly the review for Bobobo came out a little hecktic

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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Neo Arcadia 15 (Good Harem) Shintia


 This week Adam is taking off with replacement Shintai This week we focus on the few good titles in the harem library with a new experiment (reading spam as emails)

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Sunday, October 31, 2010

NeoArcadia 14 Tiffany Grant




 This week we interview voice actor Tiffany Grant. We talk about Neon Genesis Evangalion as well as anime conventions.
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Tiffany's carrior:
TIFFANY GRANT ² VOICE ACTING RÉSUMÉ ² 1000+ EPISODES/MOVIES (FEATURES & SERIES) ² tiffanygrant.eva-r.com AUGUST 2010
PRODUCED BY ADV FILMS:
GUY: DOUBLE TARGET (1994) ³ RAINA (LEAD) NUKU NUKU DASH OVAs (2003/4) ³ KYOKO (PRINCIPAL)
SAMURAI SHODOWN (1995) ³ CHARLOTTE (PRIN.) & GORO’S MOM (SUPP.) ANGELIC LAYER (2003/04) ³ SAI JONOUCHI (PRIN.), YOUNG FANBOY (EP. 1 - SUPP.),
BURN UP! (1995) ³ MAKI (LEAD) ASUKA KITAMURA (EP. 4 - SUPP.), MISATARO (EP. 17 - SUPP.)
DEVIL HUNTER YOHKO (1995-97) ³ CHIGAKO (PRINCIPAL) PRE-TEAR (2003) ³ EIKO (SUPP. - EP. 1) & TEEN GIRL D (B. G. - EP. 1)
MIGHTY SPACE MINERS (1995) ³ OPERATOR A (SUPPORTING) SLAYERS EXCELLENT (2004) ³ SIRENE (PRIN. – EP. 2)
GUNSMITH CATS (1995-96) ³ BECKY FARRA (PRINCIPAL) MAGICAL SHOPPING ARCADE ABENOBASHI (2004) ³ GIN (SUPP. - EP. 7),
BLUE SEED (1996-97) ³ KOME SAWAGUCHI (PRIN.) & WILLOW (PRIN. - EP. 8) AMIRYUN (PRIN. - EP. 8)
SUKEBAN DEKA (1996) ³ JUNKO YUINA (PRINCIPAL) CATGIRL NUKU NUKU - TV (2004) ³ KYOKO (PRINCIPAL)
BURN UP W! (1996-97) ³ MAKI (PRINCIPAL) PANYO PANYO DIGI CHARAT (2004/5) ³ GEMA (PRINCIPAL)
SUPER ATRAGON (‘96) ³ AVATAR (PR.), TV ANCHOR (SUPP.), YOUNG GO (SUPP.) PUNI PUNI POEMY (2004) ³ KUMI KUMI & MAGE QUEEN (PRINCIPALS)
SUIKODEN (1996) ³ BARMAID & LITTLE BOY (SUPPORTING) AZUMANGA DAIOH (2004) ³ KAORIN (PRINCIPAL)
GOLDEN BOY (1996-97) ³ MADAM PRES. (LEAD - EP. 1 & 6), MEGAZONE 2-3, PART 1 (2004) ³ NEWSCASTER (SUPP.) & BACKGROUND
KOGURE'S GAL (SUPP. - EP. 3), BACKGROUND (EP. 4) KALEIDOSTAR (2004/6) ³ CHARLOTTE (SUPP.) & JONATHAN (SUPP.)
POWER DOLLS (1996) ³ SERGEANT PHAN (LEAD) GRAVION / GRAVION ZWEI (2004/5) ³ THORIA (PRIN.), OLD LADY (SUP. - EP. 7), B.G.
BATTLE ANGEL (1996) ³ MULTIPLE VICTIMS (B. G.) MEGAZONE 2-3, PART 2 (2004) ³ CYNDI (PRINCIPAL)
PLASTIC LITTLE (1996) ³ ELYSSE (LEAD) GRRL POWER! (2004) ³ RIKU (PRINCIPAL)
ELLCIA (1997) ³ EIRA (LEAD) AQUARIAN AGE (2004/5) ³ KIRIKO (PRINCIPAL)
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION (1997-98) ³ ASUKA LANGLEY SOHRYU (LEAD) SISTER PRINCESS (2004/5) ³ HARUKA (PRINCIPAL)
SOL BIANCA (1997) ³ JUNE (LEAD) * RAH-XEPHON : THE MOVIE (2004) ³ KIM HOTAL (SUPPORTING)
GAMERA: GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE (‘97) ³ DR. NAGAMINE (LEAD) MEGAZONE 2-3 - PART 3 (2004) ³ DOMINIQUE (SUPPORTING)
KIMERA (1998) ³ JAY’S WIFE & BACKGROUND (SUPPORTING) CYBERTEAM IN AKIHABARA (2004/5) ³ SUZUME (PRIN.), FRANCESCA (SUPP.)
KIMAGURE ORANGE ROAD - THE MOVIE (‘98) ³ MANAMI KASUGA & B.G. ROLE CHRONO CRUSADE (2004/5) ³ SATELLA (PRINCIPAL), BACKGROUND (VOL.1 , 3 & 7)
FIRE EMBLEM (1998) ³ LENA (PRINCIPAL) & MAID (SUPP.) MEZZO (2004) ³ MANO ASAKURA (PRINCIPAL - EPISODE 6)
DIRTY PAIR FLASH (1998) ³ MULTIPLE BACKGROUND VOICES (EPISODES 4 & 5) PARASITE DOLLS (2004) ³ BUZZ’S WIFE, TV REPORTER, HOOKER (SUPP.)
RUIN EXPLORERS (1998) ³ WENCH/BACKGROUND VOICES (EPISODE 2) HELLO KITTY’S ANIMATION THTR. (‘05) ³ MONKICHI (LEAD-‘GOLD AXE & SILVER AXE’)
STREET FIGHTER II-V (‘98) [U.K. RELEASE] ³ FLOOZY (EP 1 - SUP) / DOROTHY (EP 2 - PR) POCHACCO AS JACK (LEAD- ‘JACK & THE BEANSTALK’), WITCH (SUP.-SLEEPING BTY.)
PRINCESS MINERVA (1998) ³ ORLIN (PRINCIPAL) PEKKLE (TITLE ROLE - DRAKESTAIL / LEAD - THE UGLY DUCKLING)
SLAYERS - THE MOTION PICTURE (1998) ³ LOOFAH-PAD (SUPPORTING) WANDABA STYLE (2005) ³ DR. SUSUMU TSUKUMO (LEAD)
DRAGON KNIGHT (1998) ³ QUEEN NEINA (PRINCIPAL) PRINCESS TU TU (2005) ³ ANTEATERINA (PRINCIPAL - EPISODE 2)
DARK WARRIOR - FIRST STRIKE (1998) ³ ROSA (PRINCIPAL) DIVERGENCE EVE (2005) ³ LT. JG. YUNG (SUPP), PA ANNCR. (SUPP), OPER. B (SUPP.)
SLAYERS OVAs 1 & 3 (1998) ³ MULTIPLE MOMS & KIDS (BACKGROUND) PEACEMAKER (2005) ³ MULTIPLE ROLES (SUPP - EP. 5, 7 & 8)
CUTEY HONEY (1998/99) ³ DAIKO (PRINCIPAL) TREE OF PALME (2005) ³ PU (PRINCIPAL)
SORCERER HUNTERS (1999-2000) ³ CHOCOLATE (LEAD) DN ANGEL (2005) ³ NISHIMURA (SUPP. - EP. 17, 19, 24), MIYAMOTO (SUPP. - EP. 19)
GALAXY FRÄULEIN YUNA & G. F. YUNA RETURNS (1999) ³ MAI (SUPPORTING) MABURAHO (2005/6) ³ KURIKO KAZETSUBAKI (PRINCIPAL)
ORIGINAL DIRTY PAIR OVAs (‘99/2000) ³ SAM (PRINCIPAL - EPISODE 4) FMP?: FUMOFFU (2005) ³ BONTA-KUN (PRIN.) & YOSHIKI (PRINCIPAL)
COMPILER (1999) ³ SOAP QUEEN (BACKGROUND) & JILTED GIRL (SUPPORTING) ELFEN LIED (2005) ³ KISARAGI (SUPP. - 1 & 10), BACKGROUND ROLES (9 & 10)
BUBBLEGUM CRISIS: TOKYO 2040 (1999) ³ MGR. 352 (SUPP. - EP. 1-2), GATCHAMAN (2005) ³ BIG KID (SUPPORTING - EP. 17)
TV REPORTER (B. G. - EP. 6 & 15), ANNCR. (B. G. - EP. 6), B.G. (EP. 16-17) GANTZ (2005) ³ MULTIPLE ROLES (SUPP - EPISODES 14 & 15)
POWER DOLLS 2 (1999) ³ MILLICENT (SUPPORTING) GODANNAR (2005/6) ³ SHIZURU (PRINCIPAL), PEN PEN (SUPP.)
MARTIAN SUCCESSOR NADESICO (1999-01) ³ RYOKO (PRINCIPAL) & JUNPEI (SUPP.) DIVERGENCE EVE: MISAKI CHRONICLES (2006) ³ LT. JG. YUNG (SUPP.), PA ANNCR.
DRAGON HALF (2000) ³ DUG FIN (PRINCIPAL) FUCCON FAMILY (2006) ³ SATORU (EP. 36 - PRIN.), WHY (EP. 50 - PRIN.)
SPRIGGAN (2001) ³ SUPPORTING (MULTIPLE BACKGROUND ROLES) MACROSS (2006) ³ LAPLAMIZ (PRIN.), YOT-CHAN (SUPP.)
[THE NEW] AD POLICE (2001) ³ GENOM SECURITY & MULTIPLE B. G. (EPS. 1-2 & 7-12) UFO ULTRA-MAIDEN VALKYRIE (2006) ³ MULTIPLE SUPP. ROLES (VOL. 1 & 2)
PRINCESS NINE (2001/2) ³ YOKO (PR.) , RUMI (SUP - 4), KIDS (BG - 5), BOY 3 (BG - 16) SHADOW SKILL (2006) ³ LAI (LEAD - EPISODE 14)
GASARAKI (2001) ³ TV REPORTER & MULTIPLE BACKGROUND ROLES (EPISODE 20) MICHEL (2006) ³ RINA (SUPP.), MINO (SUPP. - EP. 16), PAKOMA (PRIN. - EP. 25)
EXCEL SAGA (2002/03) ³ MATSUYA (PR), SANDORA (PR), KUMI KUMI (SUP), PU CHUUS NANAKA 6/17 (2006) ³ PIKOTA & YURIKO’S MOM (SUP), NURSE (SUP), PA ANCR. (EP 2)
SUPER MILK SHAKE - PILOT (2002) ³ RED & MEHETABEL (SUPP.) MULTIPLE B. G. PAPUWA (2006/7) ³ EGUCHI (SUPP.)
STEEL ANGEL KURUMI (2002) ³ STEEL ANGEL TSUNAMI (SUPPORTING) COMIC PARTY REVOLUTION (2006/7) ³ YU INAGAWA (PRINCIPAL)
CHANCE POP SESSION (2002) ³ JYUN (PRINCIPAL) UFO ULTRA-MAIDEN VALKYRIE 2 & 3 (2006/7) ³ CATGIRL EIKO
ALL PURPOSE CULTURAL CATGIRL NUKU NUKU OVAs (‘03) ³ KYOKO (PRINCIPAL) BEST STUDENT COUNCIL(2007) ³ BIIKO & SUZIE (VOL 1-SUP), HIKARUKO (VOL 5-SUP)
NOIR (2002/03) ³ ALTENA (PRINCIPAL) KURAU PHANTOM MEMORY (2007) ³ AYAKA STEIGER (PRINCIPAL)
STEEL ANGEL KURUMI - ENCORE (2003) ³ STEEL ANGEL TSUNAMI (SUPPORTING) UFO ULTRA-MAIDEN VALKYRIE 4 (2007) ³ BACKGROUND & OPERATOR (SUPP.)
RAH-XEPHON (2003) ³ KIM HOTAL (PRINCIPAL) SGT. FROG PILOT (2007) ³ DORORO’S MOM & REPORTER (SUP.), BACKGROUND
USHIO & TORA (2003) ³ MULTIPLE BACKGROUND ROLES AIR TV & MOVIE (2007) ³ POTATO (PRINCIPAL)
NEO RANGA (2003) ³ TOMOKO (PRINCIPAL) & MULTIPLE SUPP./B. G. (VOL. 3) XENOSAGA (2007) ³ DR. JULI MIZRAHI (SUPP.), CREW MOM (BACKGROUND - EP. 1)
GAMERA 3: THE REVENGE OF IRIS (2003) ³ DR. NAGAMINE (LEAD) JING, KING OF BANDITS - 7TH HEAVEN (2007) ³ MINT (PRIN.)
THOSE WHO HUNT ELVES II (‘03) ³ PICHI & MIHKE (PR), CHIBI-PANDA & STUDENT (SUP) THE WALLFLOWER (2007/8) ³ AUNTIE (PRINCIPAL)
ST. SEIYA (2003/4) ³ AKIRA (SUPPORTING), MIMIKO (SUPPORTING - EP. 16) MAGIKANO (2007/8) ³ RIKA (PRINCIPAL)
BLUE SEED 2 (2003) ³ KOME SAWAGUCHI (PRINCIPAL) GURREN LAGANN - UNAIRED PILOT (2008) ³ YOKO (LEAD)
NAJICA (2003) ³ MAID E (SUP - 1), AI ERIE (PR - 4), WAITRESS (SUP - 5), SAILOR (B.G. - 5) MOONLIGHT MILE (2008) ³ CONNIE, AKEMI (PRIN.)
SORCERER HUNTERS OVAs (2003) ³ CHOCOLATE (LEAD)
AURA BATTLER DUNBINE (2003/04) ³ QUEEN PAT (PRINCIPAL)
NAJICA (2003) ³ BBB (PR - 6), TONI (PR - 8), ALUKUREYNA & BOY (SUP - 9), AAA (PR - 11 & 12) SERAPHIM DIGITAL:
LEGEND OF THE MYSTICAL NINJA: GOEMON (2003/4) ³ TSUKASA (LEAD) CLANNAD (2010) ³ SUPPORTING ROLES (8 EPS.)
MARTIAN SUCCESSOR NADESICO: PRINCE OF DARKNESS (’03) ³ RYOKO (PRIN.), B.G. ROLES BLUE DROP (2010) ³ AKANE (PRIN), ASAKURA (SUPP.)
GEKIGANGAR (2004) ³ JUNPEI (SUPPORTING) TEARS TO TIARA (2010) ³ MORGAN (PRIN.), CONAL (SUPP.)
ORPHEN II: REVENGE (2003/4) ³ ESPERANZA (PR. - 13-26) / PROPRIETRESS (SUP - 13)

FUNIMATION PRODUCTIONS: ONE PIECE (2008) ³ NOJIKO (PRIN - EPISODE 31-40/132) STONE SOUP (ANIMATED SHORTS):
FMA (2005/6) ³ MARTA (PRIN.) / FMA: BROTHERHOOD (2010) ³ MARTEL (PRIN.) COSMIC CADETS (‘99) ³ ZIRUS & LYRA (PRIN) / MADD-ASAURUS (‘01) ³ MAYOR (PRIN)
TSUBASA RESERVOIR CHRONICLES (2008) ³ KING ASHURA (PRIN - EP. 8-10) GAIJIN PRODUCTIONS/MANGA ENTERTAINMENT:
LINEBARRELS(‘10) ³ YUI OGAWA (PRIN) / MY BRIDE IS A MERMAID (‘10) ³ WALLA (8-12) EVANGELION: DEATH & REBIRTH / END OF EVA (‘02) ³ ASUKA (PRIN.)
HELLGIRL (2007) ³ SEKIMOTO (PRIN - EP 4) / JYU-OH-SEI (‘08) ³ NARRATOR (SUP-EP 1) ILLUMITOON: BEET THE VANDEL BUSTER (07) ³ YOUNG BEET (PRIN.)
MUSHI SHI (2007) ³ SUZU (PRINCIPAL - EP 15), WOMAN C & BACKGROUND - EP.4 &5) MODUS PRODUCTIONS: EVA-R (1999-2006) ³ ASUKA (PRIN.)
CRAYON SHIN-CHAN (2007) ³ SUMMER (PRINCIPAL - EPISODES 11, 18, 19, 34, 42) ENVIROMEDIA (PSA): “WHAT’S IN IT?” (2001) ³ TEENAGER (PRIN)
CASE CLOSED (2004/05) ³ TINA FONTANA (PR.-EP. 22) /TRACY MONROE (PR.-EP. 55) TEXAS VIDEO & POST: CHILDREN’S ASSESSMENT CENTER (‘99) ³ BOBBY (PRIN)
CLAYMORE (‘08) ³ CLAYMORE A (SUP-EP 11) / SPEED GRAPHER (‘06) ³ BACKGROUND PSÉUDOME STUDIOS: II – PROLOGUE (2000) ³ VAJ (PRINCIPAL)
OURAN HS HOST CLUB (‘08) ³ KURETAKE (PRIN - EP 11) / BECK (2006) ³ BACKGROUND AMUSEMENT PARK MEDIA: MY MERMAID MELODY (2006/8) ³ HIPPO (PRIN.)

VIDEO GAMES: UNLIMITED SAGA (‘03) ³ ARMIC (PR.) & MICHELLE (SUP.) ³ SQUARE SOFT z DEUS EX II: INVISIBLE WAR (‘03) ³ KLARA SPARKS (PRIN.) ³ ION STORM

Monday, October 25, 2010

Neo Arcadia 13 (JerryTerrifying interview)



Was originally a pracise interview has now become a filler in a way. Special thanks to JerryTerrifying for helping us out in the first place.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Dragons

So, Recently, I went onto Dragon Cave and picked up this egg that was abandoned. So, I have decided to leave this Egg on the page here for the viewers to care for.


http://dragcave.net/user/AdamTheHedgehog

If possible, show this Egg a Week's worth of Love...else it shall die. Not that I'm too attached...I just hope to hatch at least one.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Neo Arcadia 12 Horror (Happy Holloween)




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This week is the first in our new permanit formate so we were a little off our game. The topic is horror in celibration of Holloween.

Titles:
Sin The Movie
Devil May Cry he anime

News: New anime titles available on Crunchyroll.com

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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Neo Arcadia 11 Cops (Gooch and The Dooshebag)




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This is our first attempt at being anime only, just to see how it would work out. The topic is Cops with special guests Gooch and The Dooshebag http://www.goochandthedooshebag.com/
In the news, New Trigun DVD release as well as new anime streaming on Anime network

Tittles:
Case Closed
The Big O
Trigun

Also first impressions
Power Stone
Kekkaishi 

Neo Arcadia 10 Giant




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This episode came out a little shorter than normal as we had a lot on our mind. The topic is Giant creatures or mechs.

Neo Arcadia 9 Life (Triverse)




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The topic for this episode is, A slice of life with special guest Triverse of http://scenic7pr.com/

Neo Arcadia Cast episode 8 Alien




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A special episode as you will get to listen about Adam's story Seiko High school http://s1.zetaboards.com/SeikoHS/index/

Neo Arcadia Cast episode 7 Military (retrokaiser)




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this episode retrokaiser returns for another round with the topic military. We also begin our news talk by counting down the top 20 anime blu ray sales as of recording.

Neo Arcadia Cast episode 6 Cards




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This episode is an odd topic on its own. Cards, card games and many things that involve cards.

Titles include
Yu-gi-oh
Bakugon
Elements
Duel Masters

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Neo Arcadia 5 Fantasy




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This week's episode is all about fantasy. There were a lot of anime to choose from so just listen and find out. Also in gaming we focus mainly on MMO's and old school platformers while we debate about World of Warecraft. Is it worth playing?

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Neo Arcadia Cast episode 4 (main jerks)




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The biggest jerks to call themselves main characters. With special guest Kitteh (sorta)

Till Death Do Us Part

"Till Death do us part..."A saying most lovers will utter at things such as weddings. But, what meaning does it serve? Well, today, I was to find out. Today, the Harp of Death would play a tune for me....so now, I go forth for a new life...but first, I come to my death.

The morning was any other. I was merely typing out bug reports, working as a Drone in a Hive...my Hair and any pretense of Fur had gone Grey, and a shift in age was well apparent. At this point...my pace began to slow...Then, my heart and lungs began to seize up, forcing me to fall limp...as the darkness that came with Death clouded my sight...I saw Hana lift up my head and give me her kiss goodbye...and I said to myself, amidst the last breaths of my suffocated lungs..."My time has come..." The very final image was that of a wisp fluttering from my chest....

Soon, a prodding came about me. T'was not that of a pinprick, or a Stabbing, but a poking feeling."Oy...Oy!" Said a trembling, decrepit voice. I snored and woke a moment later. "Uh? Where am I?" I asked myself. "My Penny. I deserve one for leading you across the Sanzu." She responded. "Penny? Sanzu?" I asked. This undead ferryman sighed and she said "Let me guess...you don't quite believe this? Ah, you mortals are so careless..." It then came to me..." ...I Died...I remember now...I felt my heart slowly coming to a stop..."  She then clapped. "Bravo! You realized you're dead without freaking out!" She shouted in glee. "So...where are we headed?" I asked her, looking around. "To the Spirit Judge, Enma. He shall redirect you henceforth to your new incarnation..." She said, rowing with her scythe. "Considering how the Demons weighed your sins...you're going to a nice place..." After saying this, she chuckled. "But don't mind me...I'm just a ferryman leading you to your next life." I nodded away her comment and kept looking around at the scenery...everything was in black and white...and above my head, where a sky would normally be, there swirled a cloudy maelstrom. As I traveled down the Sanzu river so slow and calm, I saw all my memories...then that wisp-like entity came back. "Is that-" I asked, before the ferryman cut me off with "-your soul? Indeed." I pointed at it. "What's it doing here?" I asked. "Simple; That's your soul. It will follow you until you undergo reincarnation." She said, as this entity fluttered to my shoulder, tickling me like Navi from Ocarina of Time. I simply chuckled with glee at this. "You should keep in mind; oftentimes, your reincarnation is to either your previous form, or a higher form than your previous one. I can see a lot of green in your future, though..." She told me. "I hope you like advanced technology." I noted this comment and nodded.

A misty fog covered the boat, obscuring any sight I would possibly want to see...but soon, members of my memories joined my ride on the boat, telling me of how I would be missed...This forced me to choke back a few tears or more..."Hey...don't be so down in the dumps...in the next life, you'll have lots of fun..." The Ferryman cackled. I tried to heed her advice, but the memories of a life I was sad to lose so soon...they struck me a harsh mortal blow. Soon, I sat at the Defendant's Chair at a Court, with the Ferryman acting for a Lawyer...

~Judge of the Dead: Enma~

"Court is now in session!" Called a Judge, following a Gavel's bang. "Ah...a Mortal...haven't had one of those in a while..." He said. "Yes...he was a very caring person...he underwent quite a change for his Lover...he went peacefully..." The Ferryman said. "QUIET, YOU!" Spattered Enma, which did more than simply silence what was possibly my lawyer..."Seems you paid your fare...quite a small sum, but still generous..." He hummed to himself, with a rod of remorse against his lips. Soon, WHAM! A stamp struck my forehead with the Kanji for "Heaven" on it. I was then handed a tablet. "Heaven Pass: One Use". I took it without a second though aside from being overjoyed...they waved me a goodbye I was whisked away in a flash of light...I saw everyone I loved before my eyes, as they began to age...they shared conversation with me...


At this point, I knew I had peace...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Neo Arcadia Episode 3 (Martial Arts)




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NeoArcadia episode 2 (space)





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Special guest retrokaiser.

There's No Such Thing as Hot As Hell. Hell's Always Hotter.

Well, here we are again, revisiting this ongoing love. As of late, I've moved to Arizona with Hana Hillshire. Apparently, the Arid, Dry Desert-like Locale in Arnaldo Falls is so remote, no one could truly find the place. That, and Demons apparently are incredibly used to the hot summers that this place is known for...Today, I know count my first morning in this new and strange town...

For those of you who may have missed this fact, I've now become a Hermaphrodite through some odd Body Soap. However, whereas some people hate having to lose their gender, males especially, I don't find much quarrel with this change. I kind of like it, as it gives me a chance to experience the things that the fairer sex grants me...but, that's beside the story I tell today...

This morning, the fever-pitch heat of the Arizona sun warmed my hair so slightly. I woke to the sight of me hugging my fiance. The hooves were still a bit cumbersome, and I missed all the shoes I no longer have the blessing of adorning my feet, I like the concept of my feet being their own shoes. One thing that I was still getting used to was the weight now occupying my chest. But, with my body just over a minute fresh awake, I payed it no mind. The Dresser near the nightstand then caught my eye. With this change to my gender came a few changes to my figure, as well. So, down went my hands into the drawers, rummaging for some decent clothes. But, my search, for now, proved fruitless. So, I decided instead to simply begin my first day on the job. I already detailed my office in the last chapter, so I need not repeat my self. With a plop, I dug out a refrigerated Starbucks coffee drink, and popped the can open, booting up my new computer. Windows Seven came on the screen moments later. To be honest, I preferred Windows XP to Seven, but, I didn't want to waste time to downgrade this behemoth. In any case, I waited for this Monolith to reach the Desktop, which I then signed on to World of Warcraft with. Unsurprisingly, no Characters were made. The background was that which I had never seen. Then again, GM's started out in their own personal sanctuary, which absolutely no one else, unless they exploited a fair glitch, could access...So, I decided to, out of a relation to my new form, to make a Female Draenei Warrior. The Outfit for every other class was pretty much the same for any GM: A signature Blue Robe called the Game Master's Robe. Apparently, GMs also had their own "Racials", possibly for the aid of other players. So, I guess I had to go to my Race's Starting Area, which first required me to take a warp to The Exodar. My Job, as every other GM, was to Check the Game for Smoothness, as well as Monitor Gamer's Behavior. So far, nothing. So, for the sake of making sure I was ready to meet any challenge, I decided to do some leveling.

Just then, two Draenei Paladins were arguing over a trade, which I had to settle. They were fighting over a Weapon, which could have helped them. I told them that there are drops everywhere, and sooner or later, they could find something. After further mediation, they apologized and went their separate ways...There was a lot more I had to do back on the island, so I went there, instead. There, I logged off and switched Realms to play on my own accord. Enough work until I needed to be called again.

Soon entered Hana, hand at the boarding of the Door..."So, how's your first day going?" She asked me. "Doing okay so far..just need some awake time..." I moaned, getting up. "I invited some of our  neighbors over today. Be sure to say hello." Hana giggled with that unheavenly comforting smile of hers...Soon, she glanced at something. "My, your horns are so dull!" She pointed out. Horns? I felt the top of my head, making the discovery of those horns..."So...how do I sharpen them?" I asked. She responded by pulling out a nail file. "Like this." She told me, beginning to file my horns to a razor point. "So, why do we have horns?" I wondered. "Well, we have them to defend ourselves." Hana hummed to be, pulling away that file... I nodded, but blushed, covering slowly my nether regions. "Aww, my hubby-to-be need some clothes? You sit tight; I'll go fetch some." And so she left, giggling. I was a bit abashed at the fact that my own lover minded not my state of undress...But, in trying on her clothes, I felt a bit renewed.

The Clock Pinged 12 Times, with the sun looming devilishly over our heads. Two Demons came to Greet Us. For some odd reason, they looked suspiciously like Clergymen; Something I had not thought would exist in this town. Nevertheless, I made small talk and acted polite. Yet, as they left, I went to my office and worked to my heart's capacity. When bedtime wrought its head again, I minded not going to bed...

This life gets different with each day...

Friday, September 24, 2010

Migration Patterns: Refuge in Animosity.

Who would have thought it? I've stuck through 2 long years with Hana...we started dating when I was roughly 16...and following 2 long, trying years of Life, going through my Junior and Senior Years of High School, I was finally a High School Graduate. With this in mind, I had capabilities to pursue any job I intended to. But, Hana had her reason to be happy, herself. She and I could finally move out of my home, and stake a new claim in a new land..."But we're demons, Hana...where are we to go?" I asked her, confused and afraid..."I think I know just the place..." Hana said. So, when my Mother was awake, I informed her that I was going to move out of the old home I had spent biding my time in for 3 years straight. She was shocked to hear I was leaving so soon, but she didn't stop me from leaving. Of course, a sad and long goodbye was needed, which I was grudgingly obliging to...

When we went into the DeLorian, we first stopped at the Waffle House for a decent Breakfast...then, around Noon, we drove by Alex's House, where I had to send him a somber goodbye...he was heartbroken, but he supported my leaving...so, once all my goodbyes were said and done, I was on the highway with Hana, comforted by somber country guitar...she took me up in the air, and she told me where we were going...we were going somewhere in the southwest. My Guess was either New Mexico, Nevada, or Arizona...at this height, it was cruising altitude. "Just go to sleep, honey...we'll get there before you expect it...." Hana told me. "There's no bed in here..." I complained. But then, she brought down my seat, allowing me to roll onto the couch-like backseat. Underneath lied a Blanket and Pillow, which I took hold of and gladly wrapped myself around in, letting that somber guitar soothe me...

Soon, the Heat of the Southwest's Sweltering Sun washed over me...waking me to the tune of Latin Guitar...we were on the flat, beige ground now, but nowhere near any form of civilization...I looked up, and saw a sign before my eyes:

END OF DAYS MOTEL

The name was certainly odd...plus, I hadn't stayed in a Motel in ages...When I was drug out of the car inside, she sat on the bed, looking at me..."So, what are we doing here?" I asked, curious. "Well, soon, we'll be where I intended for us to go..." Hana told me as she rummaged through a duffel bag. "It's a bastion for Demon kind, and is kept protected by a few Humans...considering most of the population is Demonic...I wanted you to finally enter your demon form from this point on...so...I brought something for just that purpose..." She then dug out a bottle of Glamor Body Wash. "What's a body wash have to do with me embracing my demon?" I asked, to which she shook her head. "Tsk, Tsk, Tsk...this is no ordinary Body Wash, my Dear...It's Lilith Body Soap...it's often disguised as Glamor, but whenever someone washes with or bathes in water using this soap, if they have any degree of demon in them, it will be revealed...you might not like the experience, but it's the only way..." She told me, handing it to me. "There's a bathroom over there...wash up, and when you're done, come out."

She then pointed where it was, and I went there slowly, locking the door behind me and beginning to turn on the shower head...I bore my body, letting the denim and linens fall to the floor. The pattering and spattering of the hot water calmed my thoughts and cleared my head, releasing a calm mist...soon, I rinsed off my skin, first caring for the hair on my head...the shampoo I used was a classic AXE product, which was good enough for me...then, the moment came...I took my washrag, and then the soap...I took a few deep breaths to steel my nerves...because now, I knew that following this...there would be no way I could turn back...ever...again...then, I squeezed the bottle of soap, not even paying mind to the flatulent sound of the soap being dispensed...I rubbed the gel of wash slowly in the hand of my washrag, then beginning to rub it across my chest. It was then that I began to realize why Hana told me that I wouldn't like this experience...my skin began to burn white hot...it began to bubble like hot rubber, slowly sliding off so painfully as it liquefied and fell down the drain...it started from my feet...then traveled up my legs...then my thighs and crotch..then up to my chest...I held my face in pain as it began to melt off...it was as if the Ark of the Covenant had begun to shine its holy rays upon me...and I was deemed too unholy not to suffer from it... then, as I released my hands...my face fell off and fell down the drain, too...the last sight I saw was red skin and hot water...then..I blacked out...

I saw myself naked still, but on a forest trail...there was a Japanese Shrine Gate in front of me, and on the other side was a clone of me...and then one that was a Woman instead of a man...when I stood, they chuckled and ran off, daring me to give chase, which I had to oblige....as it drag on...I felt my senses dim ever slowly...until I saw one last thing...my two doppelgangers held hands and...kissed?! That was certainly what I saw...and they soon became one...then, my senses completely shut down...was I dead? No...this was simply the end of my days in Mortality...

Soon, I woke up...but, I felt odd...my senses were different...I felt weight against my chest...my feelings were mixed...and I smelled a cocktail of hormones coming off of me...when my senses finally leveled out...I began to find out why...I had gone under the remainder of my transformation in my sleep...but I was now more than just a Demon...I was a hermaphrodite as well! I couldn't believe my eyes...but...I guess I had to...I then gulped, brushing my hair and wrapping one of the Motel's dismally-small towels about me...This...was my Gift to Hana...and myself....she whistled at me teasingly, slapping my butt. "Wow...you came through that beautifully..." She commented, hugging me. "We'll stay here for the night...but for now, I'd like to ask...how do you feel now?" She asked me. I was drawing a blank...there was nothing I could say for how I felt. "Indescribable..." I hummed, smiling. She grinned at me and dragged me onto the bed. "Well, let's have a spell to rest...we'll be back on the road our new home in the morning." She told me, shutting my eyes...I didn't resist...so I succumbed to the need to sleep...

The Morning Came..but I felt the rolling and rocking of a car, and the Latino Lullaby of a Spanish Guitar..."Morning, Sleepyhead..." Hana said to me, smiling. I groaned a good morning back to her, yawning. "We're almost there; just sit tight for a little bit..." I nodded, listening to the music....soon the car rolled to a stop and I was nudged lightly. "Adam, wake up...we're here!" She told me, as I rolled out. I was now in the arid sunlight of a town. It seemed to be full up with mostly Demons. Most of the Humans were Cops and Sheriffs...and the locals seemed to be watching us closely. "Welcome to Arnaldo Caverns, Arizona, Adam...the American Capital of the World's Demons..." Hana told me.

The town was quite up to date now...it had everything...but, while it was Arid According to the Thermometer, I didn't feel any Hot...but maybe that was normal for demons..."Well, we can get to know the Locals later, dear...right now, we should get to know our house..." Hana said, bringing me inside. The House had a Country feel to it, just like home...but it was pretty up to date...we had everything we needed..."I know how you like to spend time online, so I made sure to set up an office for you. There's a lot of good jobs online these days..." Those words peaked my interests, so I decided to look. The office was spacious, well-decorated, lit more than adequately, well under Air-Conditioning, and even had a Mini-Fridge! "You know the one job you always wanted, but was too unsure on if you'd get it or not?" She asked me, propped at that door. "You mean..." "Mm-hmm.." I had wanted to be a Blizzard Game Master, and hearing THAT from my Girlfriend was a Surprise. The last words I got from her  were something I would be sure to cherish.

"Welcome Home, Honey..."

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Meet the Hillshires

This is a continuation of my recount of being with the Succubus Hana Hillshire...

One of the most ambiguous moments in any relationship is when it comes to meeting the parents. By Ambiguous, I'm referring to one simple fact: Everyone Experiences and Feels Differently about it. For some, it's a great opportunity to meet the family of your lover's Upbringing. For others, it's a nightmare you wish you didn't have to be put through. For me, it was the latter. I had a good reason, though: You see, while Hana was genuinely infatuated with me, and managed to get by her instinct to suck my soul at her earliest convenience, I was a bit leery of her parents. Sure, Cardinal Relations between Succubi can keep the two of them content, add a (mostly) mortal boy into the mix and, no pun intended, all hell breaks loose. But I digress...

I managed to give myself a sense of security before Hana shoved my body into the passenger seat of her DeLorian, slamming the gull-wing door when I was all the way in. I slowly buckled my seat belt, and she came in herself. "Don't worry, Hun...you'll be fine..." She assured me, patting my thigh with a Colon-Three Grin on her face. I couldn't say much in my Defense, so I gulped and kept my tongue planted firmly in my cheek...She giggled derisively at the stymie I had gone into and started up the engine. Soon, we drove off into the morning mist, listening to Hey There, Delilah. Her family, according to her claims, lived in Birmingham. To my memories, it was and remains the largest city in the State. Pretty much the New York of the South. However, a stone's throw from the highway, she began to drive off the road. I protested, saying she was going off the road, but her only comment was, as she hid her eyes between a pair of shades..."Roads? Where we're going...we don't need...roads... Just then, as if by coincidence, The Who's Won't Be Fooled Again played, as the car suddenly shot off the ground! She told me she was a big fan of the Back to the Future trilogy, and she modded her DeLorian as a large-scale tribute, Sans the Time Travel Capability. I couldn't respond, this time unable to do so from the G-Forces of being shot into the air. Soon, the G's stabilized, and we flew pretty smoothly. I'd never flown before, so I wasn't used to a change in Air Pressure as this, and had to puke, which she kindly obliged to give me a bag for... soon, she peered around her field of vision, and when there were no cars, she landed terra firma slowly. "Sorry about that...I just thought we'd go faster that way..." She chuckled, patting my back. Soon, the Familiar Sign came to my visage:

WELCOME TO BIRMINGHAM
I was glad to finally be in the City Limits...then, on the CD Player Blared Detroit Rock City by K.I.S.S. She began to drive me into the bowels of this gargantuan city. Knowing her classiness, I would have expected to  see her Parent's Home to be in the sky, at a Penthouse. Oh, the irony of that thought. Instead, her parents lived in a downstairs apartment...however, the stairwell and the handrail, as well as the lawn boxes encompassing it, were manicured and pristine. Soon, the Music and Engine stopped, and the Car Shut Down with a Rumble, as she unbuckled her seat belt and got out of the car. I took a moment to pray for good fortune before gathering myself to exit the car after her. Soon, two slams, and a couple beeps, and we were down the the stairs to and at the doorstep of Hana's Parent's Apartment. She pressed a button, and a familiar Gothic Organ theme played...the individual vertebrae of my spine shook in a violent tremor. "Honey, will you relax?! You're gonna be fine!" Quipped Hana, somewhat unamused at my fear.
Soon, the door creaked open, and a figure even more lithe than Hana, much fairer-skinned than her and I combined, stood in the space that divided the space between me and the home of a Succubus. "Ah, welcome, Hana! Good to see you again!" She said, hugging her, than giving me a Deathly Stare to me. "And you brought a Snack? How thoughtful!" She growled in a sadistic tone. I then felt the epitome of my fear reach an apex of terror. "No, Mom...this is my Boyfriend, Adam. You know, the one from Pell City?" She said, defending me. "Ah, yes! How silly of me not to remember! You told me you were bringing him today!" She then released her grip on her daughter, now giving it to me, squeezing me like a Python. "I'm Alice; It's nice to meet you." She then sniffed me, as if there were something off about my scent..."I thought you said you made him part demon?" She asked, craning her head over to Hana. "Well, yes. But, he's in mortal form at the moment. If you'd let us come in, he can go and change accordingly." Hana responded, taking my hand. "Ah, of course! Go right ahead! Meanwhile, I'll go get some lunch made for you two!" Alice said, bowing like a Japanese Maiden as she escorted us in, with her holding my back, which soon led to a groping of my buttocks. This made me blush. Soon, Hana patted me into a Bathroom. 

A small censer of Lavender filled the room as I slowly climbed into the Box-Framed shower. I took a few deep breaths, slowly bringing my mind to the thought of my demonic form, as I began to change from my will...of course, I had little practice on how to do this, so it came jerky and uneven. I would bet the whole apartment could hear my yelps of pain and semi-erotic moans which were induced from the part of me that was an Incubus...my skin died red as the blood just beneath it, my ears going out like an elf, and the horns and tail sprouting mostly effortlessly. I soon slipped off my shoes to make room for my cloven hooves to take their shape, and that's all she wrote...well, aside from the sclera (The whites in my eyes) turning black, the irises burning a crimson red.

Soon, I climbed out the Bathroom, stumbling about like a newborn faun. Hana helped me and walked me to a Sofa, where adjacent, a Man overdressed supine in a barkolounger reclined. "Ah, you're Adam? Welcome... I'm Arthur Hillshire...Hana has told the Missus and I a good bit about you." He said, a calm voice. The behavior of Hana's parents at this point was strange. It was certainly nothing I would have anticipated, given my knowledge of how extroverted Succubi were. So, it lead me to inquire. "Say, you two are being awfully polite with me...any reason?" I asked them, curious. "Well, there's two answers to your Question, my friend: 1): You share our blood...the difference being you're a Demi-Demon created from a Pact of Love...and 2): Hana already has designs on you. Thus, we can't touch you without her say-so." Arthur said. I didn't know what to make of this statement, to admit truth. It was a double entendre for me: I was glad to know I was safe from Hana's parents...but scared at what may become of me soon...the possibility of an unwanted orgy between 3 succubi was something I dreaded from the day I was to come  to their house.


The House's Decor was a double standard: A combination of the mindscape of Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion, and the Gothic, Macabre, and Dank Sights of Tim Burton. Bats adorned the walls, hung by a strong almost invisible. The voluptuous aroma of Lavender Incense, Mixed with the haunting smell of dried blood, filled the air of the house.  I decided to check the DVD Rack, to check of their taste in Movies. The One Rack I saw, which was adjacent to an Entertainment Center, where a Flat-Screen Television and Numerous Game Systems and a Blu-Ray player were hooked up in a mess of cords and wires. The rack itself was segregated, with it's bottom half covered by a sheet of black-tinted tempered glass. What made up the consistency of  the top half were horror movies, in Sets, No Less. Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Resident Evil, among other good ones. I could barely make out what was on the bottom half, but what I did see were numerous XXX Labels and Pornographic Titles. Considering my possible In-Laws...par for course.

Eventually, dinnertime struck. seems Hana also told of my taste in food, as they prepared what I liked...we ate calmly, but something told me there was sexual tension between the parents...and chills in me...I knew that while Arthur said they were going to stay away from me, as Hana already had designs on me, something told me that they were having trouble resisting the urge to pounce me and rape me in a 3-way orgy...I knew I had to come up with a Valid excuse to leave the table, and thus manage to ease that tension they had..."Um...may I be excused to go outside and get some air?" They nodded, and I went outside, concealing myself. The pure, industrialized air filled my lungs, calming me down...

Meanwhile, I overheard an argument between Hana and her Parents...

"Look, Mom. I don't care about tradition. you cannot have my boyfriend as a playmate today! That's the very thing he's afraid of right now, and the one thing the both of us explicitly want to avoid!" Screamed Hana. "Oh, come on! He's just so Charming and Short! I can't resist a small fry like him!" Shrieked Alice, coyly. "I don't care if he were the man to outdo Dad! You're not tapping him! I love him, and I want this relationship to LAST. If you two were to make your move on him, you could traumatize him and possibly force a break-up. And I won't let that happen!" Cried Hana. "But..." "No Butts! Not even His!" Soon, the argument stopped, and I came back to Hana, seeing her in tears...the faces of her parents told the whole story...they were ashamed of themselves. Their faces were wrought with guilt, Hana's with sorrow. "Come on, Hana..." I said, tugging at her arm. "Why don't we get home? It's getting to be dusk..." She nodded to me, but not before hugging her parents. "We're sorry, dear...we just let our instincts get the better of us..." Groaned Alice. "It's okay...I don't blame you..." Said Hana...

Soon, we were crammed back in the car, listening to the somber tunes of a hardship-wrought love.

In a nutshell, what could have been a civil meeting of the Parents turned into a Train Wreck to leave my Girlfriend in Tears...All the more reason to get control over my demon side faster...

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

A Story of an Odd Love...

This is a ficitious story about something I've contemplated for long.

It was a day like any other. I was simply browsing my Forum (Seiko High School), and I suddenly am messaged on Facebook by this mysterious woman. According to her information, she was a local, so I decided to chat. Before long, I got to meet her in person. Her name was Hana Hillshire. She was a lithe sort, her skin paler than a garlic clove, and her figure thinner than a toothpick...she had a voice and disposition as would an angel in Heaven...she was engrossed in any and every activity I did...she gave my Brother's Girlfriend's Daughter, Trisha, a kind bit of affection, which she sorely needed much of. Eventually, I began to see some inhuman connection between the two of us....at one point, my Mother was brought asleep by her pills of Lyrica, which Hana capitalized on. She took me to the bedroom, and asked me to perform the one thing I would have never done...it was dead in the night now...and she wanted to tell me something...it was then that she told me exactly what she was, and why she had come to me...she was a Succubus...once a denizen of the fires of Hell...she found this much unsettling, and out of her interest...so she escaped. Since her escape, she went in search of a suitable love...she told me that she herself had sucked the life energy and souls of lesser men and women alike, since they were not satisfactory to her...but, when she saw me, she saw something special in me, too...so, she told me she was looking after me for sometime, from the comfort of my own shadow, only coming out where I had privacy and no one could see her with me...that night, she wanted to help me in my unending plight, and thus, she offered me something...she wanted to make an exchange...to make me a fraction demonic...but not so much so that it would cost the dessication of my soul...in fact, the cost was simple: To stay with her for as long as I could sustain my capacity to live...she told me then, that if I were to accept this, I would need to lock lips with her, and sustain it until the transformation was over...

When I did accept that term, and Pressed my lips to hers...I first felt a warm feeling...as if this benevolent force wanted to protect me, and assure me I would be alright...but..the heat of this warmth soon grew...till it was burning...burning white hot...soon...I felt something near my chest...a pair of hands...reaching inward...that burning feeling all about me soon found its center in my heart...she told me that in order to house my new form, and all the energy it would contain with it, my heart had to become what she called a Core; A Mass of Energy that Demons possessed...with this, my family's wretched history of heart disease would be erased...and I would become some measure of Superhuman...soon, the internal changes were over..and my bones began to take a change in shape to accommodate a new form...my legs, primarily, were the main thing to change. My Feet became Cloven Hooves, and the legs bent  and arced to a shape which I could balance on them...next, I sprouted a tail and wings...my hands became powerful claws, capable of rending flesh...and the final change was horns sprouted at my head, curled like a Ram's...soon...the flames stopped inside...and she released her lips from mine...she hummed to me to open my eyes...which had changed to where the whites in my eyes became black, with the irises becoming Blood Red...She told me I had become a combination of a Satyr and an Incubus. I gasped, but she placed a finger upon my lips. I soon smiled and hugged her. She told me my flaws were fixed, and that now, I could revert my body to it's human shape again, at my leisure, no less...I smiled and hugged her, giving her a goodbye, saying that I'd be ready to see her again soon...

So yeah, call me crazy. I don't care what you say, but I have something to say to you. One always-known fact of love is that some people will either do Crazy Things when they're in love...or they'll give anything to be with someone they truly love...today, no one knows I'm a hybrid of a Human and a Demon...perhaps I'll be like Sparda...rather than being a Harbinger of Death and Evocation, I'll be a fighter for justice...using the Light's Polar Opposite against the Lost and Damned of this world...until then, I'm content with being alive, having a true love, and being rid of my curses...